One of the most perverted and distorted sects of Christianity can be found in the Westboro Baptist Church.
Their interpretation of the Bible is that homosexuality is not only a sin, but even the vaguest tolerance is inadmissible. Not content with basking in the knowledge that they are the only people on Earth destined to salvation they feel it necessary to picket war funerals and other events, as a self-described ‘courtesy’, to let everyone know they’re going to Hell.
They hate the US because they perceive it as a society tolerant of homosexuality. So they desecrate the flag and constantly, boringly, tell everyone they’re going to Hell for being American to the point of openly welcoming 9/11.
They hate the military because they see soldiers serving ‘fag-tolerating’ regime. Hence (although the actual logic of the word hence probably doesn’t apply in this case) they picket soldier’s funerals with signs reading ‘Fag Troops’, whatever that means.
Not content with basking in the knowledge that they are the only people on Earth destined to salvation they feel it necessary to picket war funerals and other events, as a self-described ‘courtesy’, to let everyone know they’re going to Hell.
Any attempt to discourse is met with the same nonchalant affirmation that they are confident in the knowledge that they’re being saved in the afterlife. Theirs is the worst kind of belief, shared only with radical Islam.
So I’m going to try a different approach now.
The Westboro Baptist community live, as the rest of civilisation, dependent on computers. Computers made the clothes they wear, they couldn’t drive cars were it not for computers, their Reverend makes use of an electronic amplifier + microphone to deliver his distorted preaching of hate and violence, they use image editing software and printers to make their retarded signs, they use cellphones, they even have a web presence (godhatesfags.com, I will not bring myself to link directly to them).
Here comes the brilliance of today’s rhetoric.
All of these things are or depend on computers. At the base level, they are all Turing complete machines. Alan Turing designed the basis for modern computing. Put simply, Western civilisation depends on an invention set forth by the British mathematician. The amazing realisation I’ve had today is that Westboro Baptist has that exact same dependence on Alan Turing.
The amazing realisation I’ve had today is that Westboro Baptist has that exact same dependence on Alan Turing.
Alan Turing’s invention helped crack the German code infrastructure during World War II. He committed suicide shortly after it ended, shortly after he shaved off easily 4 more years of fighting. He committed suicide because he was hounded and persecuted. Alan Turing was hounded and persecuted for being a homosexual. He loaded an apple with cyanide to take his life.
Let this realisation sink in. Think in terms of the doctrine of Westboro Baptist. They strongly believe that anything remotely connected to homosexuality is going to Hell. This realisation could well be the missing brick that topples the entire rotting structure of perversion. Community life, evangelisation picketing, preaching and merely living are all acts the Westboro Baptist community go through without giving it a second thought. Little do they know that they have been ‘sponsoring’ homosexuality – nay, depending on it for as long as personal computing and robotics. They are in their own dogma ‘Fag-lovers of the worst kind’. They’re going to Hell! And I’m going to laugh my ass off at them from my safe haven in FSM‘s pirate heaven. What will they do once they realise they’ve been ‘sponsoring fags’ all along? My hopes are that they’ll go Amish and we’ll never hear from them again.
They are in their own dogma ‘Fag-lovers of the worst kind’. They’re going to Hell! And I’m going to laugh my ass off at them from my safe haven in FSM‘s pirate heaven.
In this case only, I bring myself to say it is a shame there is no God, for I would have loved to congratulate him for the genius of the irony we have here.