Al: Creation Biochemist, PhD.
Ted: Creation Biologist, MSc
working on their research grant to investigate the origin of the universe.
Al and Ted are sitting on stools in their lab. The Bible is open on Ted’s left. A picture of Darwin is hung up on the door, covered in dart holes.
AL: Hypothesis: God created the universe in six days.
TED: Evidence? Book of Genesis. Look, here, it says so.
AL: Oh my, so it does.
TED: So it does.
AL: Hypothesis is accepted then.
AL: Hey, umm, I’d love to stay and chat, but I’ve got this viral video to make that’ll convince people that God made the universe.
TED: Didn’t we just conclusively prove He did though?
AL: Unfortunately, it seems, our rigorous scientific methodology is not convincing enough for heathen Darwinians.
TED: Alright then. Here, take this banana, you’ll need it.